But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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