O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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