Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
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