Christians are straight up FREAKS
I accidentally burped into my bong.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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