If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Apparently you make a good broom.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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