Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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