This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
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