So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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