what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Randomize
