Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
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