I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
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