Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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