Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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