How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
jump out the window naked night went bad
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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