Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
did you just send me my own nude
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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