so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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