dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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