Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
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