did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Randomize
