he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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