i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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