She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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