do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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