wat bout pragnant strippers??
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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