she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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