It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Randomize
