Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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