You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Randomize
