Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
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