Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
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