Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
Randomize
