I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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