Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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