wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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