bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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