hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
he was CRYING into my vagina
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
It's official drugs can't kill me
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
