No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Randomize
