covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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