Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
third nipple confirmed
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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