I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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