Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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