Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Randomize
