are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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