i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
tell me about the fingering
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