yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
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