My room smells like vodka and shame
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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