It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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