I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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