i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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