oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
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